Life-Affirming. Dark Humored
Streetwear and art designed by me (Herr Nora) in lonely nights while twisting my moustache - HERR NORA is the only place on the web where you get high quality and sometimes dark humored fun stuff to wear for the modern young or old weirdo.
Have a First Glance - More Top Right
The verycool Blog
Der lausige Begleiter Teil 1- The lousy Companion part 1
---------------------------------------- English below ------------------------------------------ Es war an einem schönen Sommertag. Ich ahnte nichts. Ich ließ mich auf einem gestreiften Liegestuhl nieder und begann, an einem gelben Wassereis zu lutschen....
How to find out if a random person thinks you are attractive
1) ask: "So do you find me attractive?" If the answer is no, the person does not want to strip down his or her soul in front of you but...
10 relationship tips by Herr Nora
1) don't apply force 2) have a common enemy: If there is no 'organic' enemy, take the Finanzamt. (Tax office) 3) don't scream at your partner to "leave the bed!" when...
Shirts for Dates - More Top Right
My name is nora
I am a very normal German girl.
But then I thought: Why be a normal girl, when you can be a heterosexual white man.
So I put up a moustache and suddenly I was in leading positions in several DAX companies.
To free my mind in the evening hours, I draw random objects and cats, scan them with my phone, do some stuff with it and put it on shirts. I also do piano stuff (https://bit.ly/2KybPMh) and have a - very- weird blog about a little kettle (Wasserkocher).
YOU CAN NOT PUT CATS IN MICROWAVES
I sometimes take spectacular court cases and make something out of it.
A woman had put her cat in a microwave.
That did not turn out too nice for the cat, and she went to court, sueing the microwave company for not putting a sign on the device that you "CAN NOT PUT CATS IN MICROWAVES" and she won the case.
THE MICROWAVE COLLECTION IS RIGHT DOWN HERE
Microwaves & Cats - More Top Right
Situations from my very sad Life #german
Quality Promise
Both shirts and sweaters are double stitched to add durability and are pre- shrunk to maintain the size throughout several washings. The designs are printed in Europe with direct to garment printing technique.
The sweaters are really soft inside and if you feel like it, all products can last FOR GENERATIONS. Wouldn't that be a nice heritage to your grandchildren?
On each piece the logo is printed small on the back.
@herrnora FB: Senor Nora
The start of a profound, long lasting relationship.
Wear my shirts for dates on dates and I PROMISE you a lot of free stuff, money, cars, gold, diamonds and cake.
Life can not get any better.
