These are my party leggings.
Once I put them on — I am the party.
Suddenly, I own the club.
The lights obey me.
The crowd parts like a sweaty, pulsating sea.
I am in the middle of the dancefloor,
arms flailing, legs kicking —
a divine chaos.
A dance monster from another dimension.
I twerk to the ground.
I come back up.
I scream into the beat like it owes me money.
These leggings don’t dance —
they possess.
🖤 Sculpted stretch, smooth finish
🖤 82% polyester / 18% spandex
🖤 For full-body delusion and dancefloor domination.
Size guide
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Waist (inches) |
25 ¼ |
26 ¾ |
28 ⅜ |
31 ½ |
34 ⅝ |
| Hips (inches) |
35 ⅜ |
37 |
38 ⅝ |
41 ¾ |
44 ⅞ |
