The Lendenschurz is not for remote forest inhabitants anymore. Your new LENDENSHORTS will get you all the girls and boys, just go out there and show yourself!
Your new lendenshorts are made out of 96% polyester, 4% elastane, the fabric is four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber and has an elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring. Of course, you can also call great sidepockets your own from now. Wear your schurz like a king!