(Shirts) for Dates
Someone once said: "Listen, poor bearded lady, why don't you go out and try to find a partner?"
I hesitantly looked at this person, who just shrugged, meaning: "Well, it's just an idea".
So I put on a shirt I found in a weird online shop, saying: "I wash my armpits".
Wow I didn't even have to do anything.
I was married with 6 kids in an instant.