(Shirts) for Dates


Someone once said: "Listen, poor bearded lady, why don't you go out and try to find a partner?" 
I hesitantly looked at this person, who just shrugged, meaning: "Well, it's just an idea". 
So I put on a shirt I found in a weird online shop, saying: "I wash my armpits".
Wow I didn't even have to do anything. 
...I immediately had several partners and was never alone again.
What a success story. 
Or what a sex story. 
HAHAHA. 
Enjoy!