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(Shirts) for Dates

Someone once said: "Listen, poor bearded lady, why don't you go out and try to find a partner?" 
I hesitantly looked at this person, who just shrugged, meaning: "Well, it's just an idea". 
So I put on a shirt I found in a weird online shop, saying: "I wash my armpits".
Wow I didn't even have to do anything. 
I was married with 6 kids in an instant.