Microwaves & Cats


It was a long time ago. The stone age people had just invented the microwave.
If you thought the wheel was first, you are wrong.
One day, the stone age people (all of them) sat happily around the bonfire, talking about the newest shit, wondering what to do with their freshly invented microwave.
The cat was their dear friend, walking by to have a little chat.
 So what did the stone age people do?
The stone age people were lucky. 
Electricity did not exist yet.
So nothing happened.
Nobody died. 
And they all did: "Uga uga uga"