10 relationship tips by Herr Nora
1) don't apply force. 2) have a common enemy: If there is no 'organic' enemy, take the Finanzamt. (Tax office) 3) don't scream at your partner to "leave the bed!" when you feel a BIT warm under the blanket. 4) when you two shop groceries and your partner puts the tomatoes first in the bag, try to still find her/him attractive. (It's not all about that.) 5) when he/she had just put the tomatoes first in the bag and the relationship is - one more time - about to end, because you feel nothing when your partner is slowly moving down your underpants with her/his fingertips, watch a political debate and admire your partner for his/her sharp comments ("did that fucker check who...